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Julia’s the name, writing is my game. Yes, Charli XCX wrote that song about me, and yes I have successfully convinced many strangers that I’m a distant relative of Jack Nicholson. I also believe gas station sunglasses make you look 100x cooler. Take a look at my book, stalk my socials, and feel free to stay as long as you like. When you’re here, you’re family.